BudgetBroShow Bro your receipt. He’ll be nice. Mostly.
Snap your last grocery run. Bro reads it, teases you a little, and shows a few cheaper swaps. Then you get a card to share.
Your photo is shrunk on your phone, read once by our AI provider to write the roast, then discarded. We don’t store it or attach it to your waitlist signup. Cover card numbers if you like; Bro never repeats them.
The evidence
The card shows Bro’s roast, not your photo. Attach the PNG to your post.
“You paid $6.49 for shredded cheese. Bro would like a word.”
Roasts are kind. Savings are estimates, not store quotes.
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